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Biografía de Patricia (Bio)

Just a few heart felt words, hope you enjoy...

Chayanne is a man who is loved by many. Chayanne is a man who can steal your heart with only a smile. He can make you accomplish things you might have thought impossible. Chayanne can make the dullest day sparkle with sunshine. His music can make your heart sing with delight. He can make you see life the way it should be seen. He can make you laugh, when you might have otherwise been crying. He has brought together so many people, who might have never met. He spreads his love all over the world. He possesses a smile that can brighten up the darkest room. He has a way of healing broken hearts, and encouraging them to go on. Chayanne does all this with a smile, a song, and a dance. He generates such love that it is contagious. We all have caught Chayanne fever, and I never want to get well. It is the greatest feeling I have ever experienced. Chayanne will always have a special place in my heart. He has once again made me a believer of life, great friends and love. There was a time I was very doubtful of it all. He has rekindled my faith in humanity.

I have placed him on a pedestal, and will defend and protect him with all of my being. He has accomplished so many great things, just by being himself. I hope when he crosses over, everyone will learn what we already know. Chayanne possesses many great attributes. The man is not just a great looker, he possesses a heart of GOLD, and shares it willingly. I feel so blessed to have stumbled upon such a treasure. May God bless and watch over him always. He has given me such happiness in my life, and has made it meaningful once again. I thank you Chayanne, from the bottom of my heart.

Besos y Abrazos,
Patricia

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Chayanne Querido,

¿Dónde está? ¿Qué usted está haciendo ahora? Falto el ver de su cara hermosa. Falto todo el entusiasmo que me siento que le mira realizarse en etapa. Flato el calor del sol que su sonrisa me trajo. No van por favor mucho más de largo, me pienso que iré loco. Todo es así que ahora. Yo reservados saben no será largo hasta que le faltamos. No puedo esperar hasta que usted está aquí en los estados. Allí sera así que son muchos de nosotros aquí para darle la bienvenida con el brazo abierto. Tu amaron por muchos, Chayanne...

Toma tan su resto bien merecido. Que usted le ha ganado. Cuando usted consigue a los estados, usted da el nuevo significado a las palabras "Sensación Latino".

Con mucho amante, admiración y muchos abrazos y besos,

Patricia

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Contenido (Contents)

 

 

An Ode To Chayanne

Always In My Heart

Our Angel From Above

Chayanne You Sexy Latino!!

The Wind Beneath His Wings

Volver A Nacer

I Close My Eyes

My Thanksgiving Prayer

This Poem Is Dedicated To All Of You Guys

A Mother's Love

Describing Perfection

Twenty Five Years From Now

My Secret Place (by my daughter, Jennifer Lombardo)

Time for a Little Fun

A Nightmare

The Old Lady Who Lived In a Shoe

Mother Goose Revised

Little Miss Muffet

Leather or Not

If Chayanne Were a Turkey

Chayanne Watchers

Mr. Bo

Dear Santa

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

A Boy Named Elmer

E.F., Phone Home

Zorretta

Dedicated to my Mother

Dreams Can Be Important

Cada Noche

Fue Flechazo

I wonder

Ali McBeal in Review

Dear Chayanne

If the Truth Be Known

Do Not Pine

Running Out of Patience

 

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AN ODE TO CHAYANNE

"The first time I saw your face"
My heart started beating as if in a race....
I never before thought there would be
Anyone alive who could do that to me...
To me there is no one who can compare
You strut your stuff with such grace and flare
To me you are above all the rest
In my eyes, and many others you are the best...
I try to see you every chance I get
I feel like I know you even though we haven't met...
You are my angel without a wing
You lighten my heart when I hear you sing
You just can't imagine the joy that you bring...
The first time I saw you was on the screen
You were the sexiest man I had ever seen...
And when I found out that you could sing, and dance
My brain went numb, I was in a trance...
I went out and bought all your CD's
Listened to them and went weak in the knees
Then I was sad, because you see
I didn't speak Spanish, and the words meant nothing to me..
But I wasn't about to make that last
I decided to learn, and learn real fast
I studied, and studied from morning till night
As hard as I could until I got it right...
I had three months till the Madison Square Garden show
And I determined that all your songs I would know...
Guess What! My efforts paid off and it was swell
I could not only sing your songs, but understood them as well...
I enjoyed the show, God you were great
Until the next one I can't wait...
So you see you have done so much for me
I couldn't thank you enough if I lived to be 103...
You are the butter on my roll
You have touched my heart, and you have touched my soul...
And if some day we should ever meet
A big HUG and KISS I owe you, my sweet...
And when you cross over, I can't wait till you do
Everyone will be saying, Uh, RICKY WHO???

Via con Dios
Mi amor

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ALWAYS IN MY HEART

OUR ANGEL FROM ABOVE

CHAYANNE YOU SEXY LATINO!!

THE WIND BENEATH HIS WINGS

VOLVER A NACER

I CLOSE MY EYES

MY THANKSGIVING PRAYER

THIS POEM IS DEDICATED TO ALL OF YOU GUYS

DESCRIBING PERFECTION

TWENTY FIVE YEARS FROM NOW

TIME FOR A LITTLE FUN

He was asked if he would ever consider,
Posing in the nude...
Oh, my God! What a thought,
Chayanne, you go, "Dude"

Our Chayanne in the "Raw",
Better than that we'll never find...
I will be staring so long and hard,
I will probably go blind...

My eyes will most likely start to cross,
But that won't be much trouble...
Cause now you see I've been blessed,
Now I'm seeing double...

He speaks of a giant shadow,
My God I can't take any more...
Someone peek, please let me know,
Is it on the wall or on the floor?...

Oh, now see just where my mind goes,
The man just makes me shudder...
He speaks of a giant shadow,
And my mind goes in the gutter...

Don't know about the rest of you,
But I think it's kind of cute...
Picturing my sweet Chayanne,
In his "Birthday Suit".....

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A NIGHTMARE

My date took me to a concert,
We were going to see Chayanne..
I was so excited and happy,
When he showed up, out the door I ran..
On the way, while we were driving,
My heart so filled with glee..
I asked him,"Do you realize,
How happy you've made me?"..
We arrived at the stadium,
The place was quite immense..
My stomach filled with butterflies,
The feeling was intense..
He handed the man the tickets,
Who was standing by the gate...
Come on, I said, Hurry Up, lets go,
I can hardly wait..

I asked him where our seats were,
He pointed way up there..
I said "Tell me you're joking,
Before I pull out your hair"..
He said, "No really I got this deal,
from a buddy of mine"..
"Come on", he said "follow me,
Everything will be fine"..

We finally got to our seats,
And this I didn't need..
Because we were sitting up so high,
My nose began to bleed..
Finally the concert began,
And Chayanne began to dance..
I couldn't see a single thing,
They all looked just like ants..

He hands me these binoculars,
Said "These will help you cope"..
BINOCULARS, don't make me laugh,
I need a TELESCOPE..
When the concert was over,
He asked if I had fun..
I answered quite abruptly,
"You're lucky I don't own a GUN"..

All the way home, I was holding it in,
I wanted to wring his neck..
I wanted to scream, I was so upset,
I was becoming a nervous wreck..
He said "Now come on sweetie,
What is with this guy?"..
I told him, back off buddy,
Don't dare talk about my Chay..

He asked if he could see me again,
I laughed so hard I cried..
"You must be kidding", was my response,
"I think your brain is fried"..
When I woke up I was relieved,
To find I was only dreaming..
Cause if this story had been true,
You all would hear me screaming........

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THE OLD LADY WHO LIVED IN A SHOE

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
All those kids just drove her crazy....
She saw Chayanne on the big screen,
Her old mind just went hazy....
When her husbanmd came home, she jumped his bones,
She didn't give a hoot...
Had ten more kids, but dosen't care,
She just moved into a BOOT !!!!

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MOTHER GOOSE REVISED

Mother Goose Revised

Mother Goose went to her closet,
And when she opened the door..
Something fell down off the shelf,
And landed on the floor...
She bent down to pick it up,
To see what it could be...
To her surprise it was a copy,
Of Chayanne's new CD...
She played it over and over again,
She thought that it was neat...
It made her dance around the floor,
She couldn't stop her feet...

Now Mary dosen't have a LAMB,
She has a little CHIHUAUA...
And Old King Cole, that merry old soul,
Is salsa-ing every hour...
Little Boy Blue, is still blowing his horn,
But now it's in Latin Jazz...
No more of those silly tunes,
Now his music has PIZAZZ...
Hey Diddle Diddle, that cat and his fiddle,
they didn't jump over the moon...
They are right here still on earth,
Just fiddling a different tune...
And finaly, Little Bo Peep, who lost her sheep,
She dosen't even care...
Cause she's too busy with Mother Goose,
Going to Chayanne concerts everywhere...........

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LITTLE MISS MUFFET

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,
She was having a boring day...
Along came Jack Horner from out of the corner,
Asked if she wanted to play...
She said "hey diddle diddle, theres the cat and his fiddle,
And Little Boy Blue's coming, too"..
They all got together and started to think,
About what they wanted to do..
She told them of a man called Chayanne,
And much to her surprise...
The cat jumped up fiddling "Salome",
Right before her eyes...
She looked at Jack Horner, a big smile on her face,
And said "boy, this is cool!...
Then Little Boy Blue belted out "Boom Boom"
And Miss Muffet started to drool...
Before you knew it, everyone was there,
Having such a ball....
Humpty Dumpty was just great,
He was mamboing on the wall...
So the moral of this story is,
Says Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumber...
As long as Chayanne's music is playing,
No day can be a bummer....

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LEATHER OR NOT

OK girls, here's my take on the leather thing:

So you like our man in "Leather",
I'm glad it works for you...
But for me a "Cashmere Sweater",
Or an "Armani" suit will do...
To dance around in "Leather" pants,
please don't think I'm being brash...
But don't you think that all that heat,

Would give him an awful RASH...
Then he'll have to go to the Doctor,
Hey Wait!! I could be the nurse...
mmmmmmmm, maybe those darn leather pants,
Aren't such a curse...
To each his own, we all have our choice,
As for me I don't really care...
Because I think he would even look great,
In his underwear!
(maybe even better)

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IF CHAYANNE WERE A TURKEY

If Chayanne were a turkey,
On Thanksgiving I'd be starvin'...
Cause there's no way on earth,
This turkey I'd be carvin'...
First of all, he won't be on my plate,
He'd be a-struttin' in my room...
There would be no cage for this sweet bird,
Who cares if I have to follow him with a broom..

He would be the luckiest turkey on the farm,
I would fix him up with a little chick...
And once she took a look at him,
She'd become a hen real quick...

Could you picture Chayanne a turkey,
His feathers would be a-flyin'...
And all those Hens watching him strut his stuff,
Would be a screamin', and a cryin'...

They would form a Turkey Fan Club,
As the kids say he'd be the "BOMB'...
He'd be better than all those other TURKEY'S,
Ricky, Marc, and Tom...

So Ricky, Marc, and all the rest,
Get ready for your stuffin'...
Cause there's no way on this green earth,
I'm stuffin' this Turkey in the OVEN...

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CHAYANNE WATCHERS

The Holidays they bring such joy,
The food, the pies, the dips...
The goodies that are always served,
Just stick right to our hips...

So then we start a new year,
We walk, we jog, we hike...
We pedal our buns twice a day,
On our excercising bike...

Well this year's gonna be really great,
Cause I've found the solution...
This is gonna be the year,
I keep my resolution...

So come on, ladies, give it a try,
You're in for a great surprise...
I promise you, you'll watch those pounds,
Dissapear right before your eyes...

The only thing that is a must,
You'll need a VCR...
Then get out Chayanne's videos,
You know where they are...

Look out Richard Simmons,
Chayanne is taking your place...
It will be a pleasure to be "SWEATING",
Looking at that man's gorgeous face...

I promise you that exercise,
Will turn into such great fun...
Never mind jogging in place,
You're gonna want to RUN...

With a "BOOM BOOM" here, and "AYE MAMA" there,
Just to name a few...
When the hour is up, jump on the scale,
I'll bet you lost a pound or two...

Your metabolism will be jumping,
With all those upbeat sounds...
I guarantee it's the greatest way,
To shed those unwanted pounds...

So good-bye to fad diets,
Weight Watchers, and Jenny too...
All we need is our Chayanne,
to show us what to do...

I promise by the end of the year,
We'll all look good, but Wait!!!
Not only will we be thinner,
But we'll all be dancing GREAT...

And maintanance... what a breeze,
How lucky can we get...
Cause even just by looking at him,
We break into a sweat...

So we can all rest easy,
Eat whatever you please...
Cause loosing weight this year,
IS GONNA BE A BREEZE....

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MR. BO

How much of this can one man take,
Now it's "Mr Bo", for goodness sake...
Ms. Ally McBeal, I'm here to say,
What's up with that name anyway...
Is this some kind of Evil Plot,
To make this man what he is not...
Listen close, I'm here to tell ya,
Isn't it bad enough his name is "Elmer"...

The man is gorgeous, he reeks with sex,
He is heaven to the eyes...
It must be some kind of evil Hex,
A plan for his demise...

If that's the case, it will never work,
Just ask us, we all know...
Because no matter what you name him,
He will always steal the show...

With looks to kill, and a bod like his,
No earthly name will do...
So not to worry my sweet pet,
Your fans remain True Blue...

So let them name you what they like,
I don't give a darn...
Cause in my heart I see you as,
My very own "Don Juan"...

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DEAR SANTA

Dear Santa, to me please bring,
A sexy Latino who can act, dance, and sing...
This request may be sort of tricky,
So don't try and stick me with that guy named Ricky...
He must be Tall, Dark, and Handsome,
With a voice like a Lark...
So that leaves out,
That other guy Marc...

That other Latino ,
Who sings, "Bailamos"...
He's not handsome enough,
But you know that of course...

The Latino I want,
Is a one woman man...
His success is accomplished,
He's no flash in the pan...

The one that I'm thinking of,
The man etched in my mind...
Might be too big a job,
For even Santa to find...

There is only one other man,
who really fits the bill..
Only one other man,
Who gives me that thrill...

The last time I looked,
If I'm not mistaken...
That gorgeous hunk of man,
Has very clearly been taken...

I am asking for a lot, Santa,
And I'm sorry for the trouble...
But I've been really very GOOD,
So please bring me CHAYANNE'S DOUBLE....

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'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

'Twas the night before Christmas,
And I couldn't sleep...
I was lying there counting,
But I ran out of sheep..

I figured it best,
To get up, out out of bed...
And go down to the kitchen,
For some hot milk instead...

As I walked down the stairs,

I thought that I heard...
Sleigh bells ringing,
but said, "this is absurd"...

So with warm milk in hand,
I sat by the fire...
Thinking of the letter I sent to Santa,
My heart filled with desire...

When right at that moment,
I swear I did hear...
That jolly "Fat Man",
And his tiny "Reindeer"...

I ran to the window,
And to my surprise...

Saw this gorgeous Latino,
With stars in his eyes...

He got up from the ground,
stood about six foot one...
I said to myself ,
This night's gonna be fun...

He bruhed off the snow,
Till there wasn't a speck..
Picked up his scarf,
Wrapped it around his neck...

He started to walk,
Up to my front door...
I said to myself, 'Relax",
Keep your feet on the floor...

When he entered my house the first thing I saw,
Was a big old bump on his head...
He couldn't come down the Chimney, cause the fire was lit,
So he jumped off the roof instead...

I said "Oh my gosh, that really must hurt",
But I'm so glad Santa got my letter...
Come sit by the fire, warm up your bod,
And I'll kiss the Boo, Boo all better...

Now can you imagine, after all these years,
To find out Santa's for real...
He has brought me Chayanne's double, the man of my dreams,
With abs that are made out of steel...

We sat by the fire, chatted a while,
Then he said, "Let's go ustairs, Alright?"
WOAH! Up I arose, ripped off all of our clothes,
And he didn't even put up a fight...

This man was Latin, filled with passion and desire,
Everything about him was fine...
But the thing that I love the very best,
Is the fact that he is all MINE...

So now we are making our way up the stairs,
I am filled with sheer delight...
All I have left to say to you guys is,
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, THIS WILL BE A GOOOOOOD NIGHT!!!!!!

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A Boy Named Elmer

On June 28, 1968, an angel fell from the sky.
His parents named him "Elmer". My God I don't know why.
Just one look at that face,
And you would plainly know...
That choosing a name like "Elmer",
Was not the way to go.
Then one day mama had a vision.
A vision of the man.
And said there will be no more "Elmer",
We will call this boy "Chayanne".

This child will learn to sing, and dance.
There will be an acting call.
And he will have many fans,
And they shall have a ball.

So "Chayanne"it was, and it was great.
He's become the very best.
The little boy named "Elmer",
Has surpassed all the rest.

But did it really matter,
What ever name he chose?
A Rose by any other name,
Is still a sweet smelling Rose.

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E.F. Phone Home

I think I've been abducted,
By some supernatural force.
We all know that's impossible.
It's in my mind of course.
So how do I explain this feeling,
That has come over me?
This feeling that controls my thoughts,
Whatever can it be?
It's filled my heart with sunshine,
And made me warm again.
So who on earth am I to thank?
My Extra Terrestrial friend...

Do you remember "E.T."?
Well this must be his cousin...
My terrestrial's name is "E.F.",
And I have pictures by the dozen.

Although they do not look alike,
Mine is in disguise...
While "E.T." is the ugly one,
Mine is beauty to your eyes...
While "E.T."was quite awkward,
Tripping on his feet.
"E.F." has such rhythm,
With a sexy latin beat.

The thing that upsets me the most,
Is he's always on the go.
Where he will pop up next,
I really never know.

Like now he's went and gone to France,
And then it's off to Spain.
And if I'm lucky it won't be long,
Until he's home again.
So my little Alien,
Wherever you may roam,
Please know I'm waiting,
So "E.F.", please PHONE HOME!!!!!....

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Zorretta

Bo Derek playing Zorro,
Dear Lord give me a break.
The woman can't play anything,
She stinks for goodness sake.
Those who thought her sexy,
When she starred in TEN,
Please remember fellows,
That was WAY back when.

If she pulls her skin any tighter,
Her ears will be behind her head.
Her skin has lost all texture
It looks like plastic instead.

I'm trying to take it lightly,
I know this isn't right.
But the woman is a dingbat.
I think her corn rows are braided too tight.

All you guys out there,
I have some news for you.
When they said she was a ten,
They were speaking of her I.Q..

Her swinging a sword all around,
Sounds dangerous to me.
Her eyesight's most likely going,
God knows where she'll carve that Z.

Now, her playing Tarzan's mate,
That one I can see.
She belongs feeding MONKEYS,
And swinging from a tree.

So sorry, Miss Bo Derek,
As far as acting I don't think you can...
All I have to say to you,
Is keep away from our CHAYANNE!!!!!!!

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Cada Noche

I was lying in my hammock.
The day was sunny and clear.
I heard someone approaching me,
Their footsteps I could hear.
I stayed real still. I don't know why.
But there wasn't any fear.
And then I heard this gentle voice,
Whisper, "Querida", in my ear.
I opened my eyes and there he was,
I didn't know what to do.
He gently moved me to the side,
and said "I think there's room for two".

He laid his body next to mine,
I thought that I would die.
And all I could release from my mouth,
Was a loving breathless sigh.
He gently brushed the hair away,
That was resting on my cheek.
And kissed it, oh, so lovingly.
It made my pulse go weak.

I ran my fingers through his hair,
As I always wanted to do.
He said, "forget about everything else.
Today it's just me and you.

"I heard about your fantasy,
So querida here I am.
Let's disconnect from the world outside,
Let's not give a damn".
He held his body close to mine,
It was strong, but yet so tender.
I felt his heart begin to race,
I let myself surrender.

How could I be so lucky?
Could all of this be true?
What happened next, my dear friends,
I cannot repeat to you.

Now hold on just a minute.
It's not the way it seems.
It's just what happens to me each night,
Deep within my dreams.

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Dreams Can Be Important

I had a dream the other night.
I had no body, just a head.
And when I ventured down the street,
I didn't walk, but rolled instead.
I managed to get all around.
There was nothing I couldn't do.
Managed to get all things done.
It just took more effort for me than you.
When I awoke in the morning,
I thought what a horrible sight.
Hope I don't have that dream again,
When I go to sleep tonight.

The day had passed quite rapidly.
My family had all been fed.
I stumbled around with a few more chores.
Then it was time for bed.
I fell asleep in a wink,
And had another dream.
This time I had the best body,
One has ever seen...

I strolled my stuff around the town,
Men staring at me galore.
I felt like a raving beauty,
Not like the night before.
While crossing the street, saw a penny on the ground.
I stopped to pick it up for luck.
Well guess what, people? The luck was BAD.
I got hit by a garbage truck.

So the moral of the story is:
A great looker means nothing, instead...
Be content with what you are,
and QUIT WHILE YOU'RE A "HEAD"....

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Unconditional Love (Dedicated to my Mother)

...and to all of my very special friends....
Yesterday I spent the day with my mother. She has developed Parkins Desease, and has gone from a very independent person,someone with such a vibrant step,to someone who can now not walk without being helped..This woman is the strongest person I know...She is a fighter, and refuses to let this get the best of her..I am so proud to call her my Mother..this poem is dedicated to her...Hope you all enjoy it, it is for all of you also...
Unconditional Love..

The day we are born we are given,
A gift so very dear...
A sweet and gentle someone,
To cast away our fear...
A hand so strong to guide us,
Through life's up's and down's...
A gentle smile is given,
to erase all our frowns...

This someone is there to teach us,
To grow & be on our own...
And remind us all through our lives,
The lessons that we were shown...
This someone is always there for you,
When life seems to have let you down...
Thier loving touch & wisdom,
Keeps your both feet on the ground...

Our special someone teaches us,
To share and love each other...
They teach us the importance,
Of a sister or a brother...
They create a loving tying bond,
That we call family...
And makes the toughest job,
seem as easy as can be...
Your souls are just connected,
from the time you hear thier voice...
The bond is instantanious,
we're not given any choice...
This someone sacrifices of herself,
So we can have it all...
Is always there to pick us up,
Whenever we may fall...

But as we age so do they,
Till one day they are frail and weak...
And then it's time for us to kiss,
Thier gentle little cheek...
To hold them close, and and tell them,
Just why we love them so...
And thank them for all they have done,
In helping us to grow...

Thier voice has now grown faint,
with a sweet and gentle sigh,
As we recall all those years,
That have swiftly passed us by....
In our hearts we know the truth,
There can never be another...
So God has named our special someone,
The person we all call "MOTHER"...

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Fue Flechazo

The very first time I saw him,
Is etched within my heart.
I knew it would be there forever.
I knew it right from the start.
Oh, how my heart is longing,
To see him as I've done in the past.
I know he won't desert me,
He's just saving the best for last.
It's hard to please the whole world,
When you are just one man.
But these are the times that try the souls,
Of a dedicated fan.
I freely chose to climb on board.
I don't regret a thing.
I will feel this way about him,
What, or wherever he may sing.

He has stolen my heart, and captured my soul.
He and I shall never part.
He holds me captive, and always will
Have a special place here in my heart.
I feel he has paved my path with gold.
As I follow it, I shine.
And a loyal fan I will always be,
Until the end of time.

I admire all he stands for,
As an entertainer, and a man.
You are in my heart forever.

Amor, mio CHAYANNE !

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I Wonder

Does he feel the same way we do?
Do we make his heart beat fast?
Is the impression that we give him,
One that will forever last?
I WONDER!
If he could meet us all, one, by one,
I wonder what he would say?
Would he be just as excited as we would?
Would all his nerves be frayed?
I WONDER!

Does he get weak in the knees,
When he hears our voice?
Does he wonder what we are like,
Or is this not a choice?
I WONDER!

When he gets on stage and sees us,
Do we make his adrenalin flow?
I guess it's one of those questions,
To which the answer we'll never know.
BUT, I STILL WONDER!

In my heart I feel he does.
I think that's part of the man.
He shows he loves us, one and all,
By doing the best he can.

His eyes, they tell the story.
Look closely and you will see
That we are just as important,
His heart holds you and me.

Now we are all bright women.
We haved learned all there is to learn.
And I don't think we could love this man,
If we didn't feel his love in return.

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Ally McBeal in Review

Hola, my sweet Chayfans.
Bet I know how you feel.
Your hearts are still pounding,
From this episode of "Ally McBeal".
I have to write this down in words,
For I can't speak any more.
My tongue is still hanging from my mouth,
And is stuck upon the floor.

My Chayanne, a dance instructor,
It fills me with such delight.
If he were teaching me to dance,
I'd learn every dance in sight.

The man just makes me LOCO.
His moves drive me insane.
Oh my Lord, please help me,

These lustful thoughts refrain.

When before the Judge they began to dance,
My heart began to pound.
The way that I was drooling,
Left a puddle on the ground.

And when he kissed her gently,
And then their lips had met.
I think I gave new meaning,
To the word we all know, "SWEAT".

And what was up with "Goldilocks"?
Is she deaf, dumb, and blind?
Rejecting that "Hunk Of Burning Love",
Has the woman lost her mind?

The woman stole his moves, and he was suing her.
He felt that was the way to go.
But, sweet Chayanne, you are next,
Because you stole the show.

It will be hard to find the man,
To serve him with his subpoena.
It breaks my heart, but last I heard,
He was doing a soap in "Argentina"...

The thought of him being so far away,
Is just driving me crazy.
But thank God for small miracles,
He has sent us our "Sweet Daisy".

She will keep us well informed,
Of all that he is doing.
"Daisy", keep us up to date,
On everything that's brewing.

So there you have it, ladies.
This is my review.
Now get busy one and all,
I want to hear from you.

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Dear Chayanne

On the subject of getting older,
I have something to say to yo
It seems I am wishing my life away,
Just to get a glimse or two.
The span between drinks here,
Is more than I can bear.
It's starting to cost a fortune,
Getting rid of my grey hair.

Now you'll be gone for six whole months,
Thats a 1/2 year I'll be wishing away.
My time is of the essence here,
I'm getting older every day.

A lot can happen in 1/2 a year.
I can't take it any more.
This gal ain't what she used to be
Body parts are hiting the floor...

This happens every time you're gone.
I start to get depressed.

I'm not satisfied watching those other guys.
I'm used to seeing the best.

You shake your bod to the music's beat.
I try to control my aging heart.
But then you're gone, I'm left without,
Have mercy on this old fart.

When you are gone I feel my age,
And I don't find it funny.
I like it better when you are home.
I feel like a "Playboy Bunny".

I find it amazing, this effect,
That only you have on me.
When I watch you sing and dance,
I feel like I'm 23.

I wonder if you really know,
The effect you have on me?
Since I have seen your beautiful face,
I am off "Hormone Therapy".

So hurry home, my "Little Pumpkin",
Before my skin begins to sag.
I need to see your face again,
Have Mercy on this "Old Bag".

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If the Truth Be Known

If you think my call with Chayanne went smooth,
Have I got news for you.
Well it wasn't as easy as it sounded,
My nails and lips were turning blue.
When from his lips, he said my name,
The blood rushed to my head.
Only for the sake of God,
I didn't then drop dead.

Then he asked me how I was.
My God how did he think?
My nerves were shot. I couldn't breath.
I needed a real stiff drink.

He spoke so sweet and in his voice,
I heard such sweet refrain.
I on the other hand rattled on,
As If I had no brain.

He said he loved Italian food.
I could just picture him eating spagetti
And when he was through and asked for desert,
I'd say "ok, I'm ready".

He said I must go to Italy,
It is a sight to see.
But I'd rather go to Argentina,
Instead of horses, he could train me.

I can't believe this all happened.
I am sitting here in awe.
I'm acting catatonic,
With my tongue hanging on the floor.

The kids tell their friends, "Oh that's my mom",
No longer are they appalled.
The poor thing finally lost her mind,
The day that Chayanne called.
She just sits there on the sofa,
Clutching the telephone.
Don't dare try and take it,
She will break your every bone.

If the truth be known in my heart,
This is how it seems.
Chayanne is my sunshine,
And every day he beams.

There are no clouds when I think of him,
Only blue skies do I see.
And every day for the rest of my life,
Our conversation will remain with me.

He has put this smile upon my face,
And there It's gonna stay.
Until I meet him face to face,
And he KISSES it away.

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Do Not Pine

Dear old friend of mine,
Do not sit around and pine.
With tears running at that pace,
You'll add more wrinkles to your face
He shall return to us once more.
Good Lord, he hasen't gone off to war.
The man has taken on a small endeavor,
He won't be gone from us forever.

Now that you've gotten that off your chest,
Perk up sweetie, don't be depressed.
Have a Pina Colada, smile, lie back,
And if that don't work, try Prozac.

We all must do what ever it takes,
To keep our spirits high..
So think of only pleasant thoughts,
When it comes to Chay.

We all are feeling kind of blue,

Now that he is gone.
But we will all get through it,
If we cheer each other on.

So no more frowns on this Isle,
We want to see you smile.
For our wonderful sweet Chayanne,
Will be home in a little while.

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